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Post  ouryios!! on Thu Jan 06, 2011 5:25 pm

A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts.
Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."
The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"
"Just rub toilet paper between them."
Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?"
..."I don't know, but it worked for your fkg ass."
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Post  Page on Thu Jan 06, 2011 5:42 pm

Lulz!
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Post  RetroGino on Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:19 pm

This guy in jr. high school is in the showers after gym class and notices his thing is bigger than all his other classmates. He goes home all excited and tells his dad "dad. My thing is bigger than all the other boys. Is that because I'm black?" his father looks at him and says "no son. It's because you're 19 years old"
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Post  koutavaki on Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:21 pm

HAHAHA thats crazyyy lol


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Post  Page on Fri Jan 07, 2011 1:58 am

Crowded elevators smell different to midgets
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Post  ouryios!! on Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:36 pm

A Colts fan, a Patriots fan, and a Jets fan are all climbing a tall mountain, arguing who the most loyal fans are. The Colts fan says "This is for the Colts" and jumps off the side of the mountain!! Not to be outdone,the Patriots fan yells,"This is for the Pats" and pushes the Jets fan off the mountain!!
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Post  Page on Sat Jan 15, 2011 7:24 pm

I know a few Jets fans and I passed this along. It was satisfying.
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